WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
