I need help removing her.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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