I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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