Yo dont text me then not text me
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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