i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
is that a dick in a sweater?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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