I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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