Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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