Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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