Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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