dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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