If that was your dad, he is hot
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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