I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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