Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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