She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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