yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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