She announced her abortion via fbk
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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