Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
im six kinds of drunk right now
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You have to summon your inner elephant
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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