Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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