A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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