your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
