chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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