So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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