What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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