I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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