you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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