Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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