i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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