Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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