Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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