My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I AM VODKA MAN
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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