why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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