you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it glows. i had to have it.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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