what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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