and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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