zippers are such a cool invention
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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