I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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