even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.