"it" just moved
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage