I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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