East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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