after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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