If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Nicole vs. Life
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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