Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
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How external is "for external use only"?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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