Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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