I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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