did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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