NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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