My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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