We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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