Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If that was your dad, he is hot
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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