My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
