I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I just googled if crying burns calories
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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