My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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