the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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