I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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